Just when you thought it was safe to drive whilst sipping a latte, banging out an email on your BlackBerry, cueing up Finding Nemo for the kids, planning your fantasy escape on the navigation system and attempting to look cool behind the wheel of something called a “crossover” (who the hell are you kidding pal – and nobody’s buying that combover) comes something else to do while driving – re-living the intense pleasure that is “Chocolate Rain”. Now, your car is a hotspot.

Alex Churchill