During World War II, an enterprising Texas food broker named Gordon Harwell supplied cooked rice to overseas troops under the brand name Converted Rice. After the war, Harwell rebranded the enterprise by pairing his product with an image and a name that have induced a lot of cringes over the years. Allegedly inspired by a Houston-area rice farmer named Ben, Gordon’s 1946 dinner with a friend would supply the infamous image: a picture of the restaurant’s maitre d’, Frank Brown. Thus was born Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice.
So, 60 years later another rebranding is underway. With a $20M budget, Omnicom agencies TBWA/Chiat/Day and Tequila are trying to buff out the old stereotypes and give Ben an extreme makeover by recasting him as the fictional “Chairman” of this wholly owned subsidiary of packaged-food giant Mars, Inc., and their sub-brand, the ironically named Masterfoods.
Really?
I’m going do my best to try and be nice here. This strategy might have worked better if there was some substance behind the smoke and mirrors. But there is too much contradictory data. Ben is the chairman, but he still doesn’t have a surname? He still is called “Uncle” in spite of the fact that this title was a Jim Crow-ism used to avoid the use of the honorarium “Mister”? And Ben’s photographic image is unchanged down to the bow tie? Really!? By refusing to own up to the divisiveness of the character, the effort falls flat for me. The execution is at times lush and extensively populated with content, but the conspicuous absence of Ben himself—in his own virtual chairman’s office, no less—gives the whole endeavor a ghostly vibe that, frankly, creeped me out.
But the New York Times reports that the campaign is just getting going, with a digital Ben set to begin inhabiting the site sometime soon. Really? Frankly, the analog version was more than enough. But perhaps the digital version can be programmed to speak to some of the questions that the first phase of the campaign have so far only served to magnify.
Really.
http://www.unclebens.com/
Daniel Turman, with a big hat tip to Angela DiPietro
Update: Check out Stephen Colbert's sarcastic take here.